The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Playing Cards
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A deluxe boxed set of playing cards that includes two standard 54-card decks featuring the dumbest birds to ever plague the Earth. These birds are all losers--but you can play to win!
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Playing Cards rounds up the funniest, dumbest birds from professional birding amateur Matt Kracht's hilarious and sometimes profane bestselling Field Guide to Dumb Birds series.
Each of the 108 cards features a colorful illustration and the dumb name the bird has earned for being so annoying. Complete your royal flush with a Northern Pinhead, draw an inside straight with Goddamn Cackling Goose, or take that all-important trick with a Eurasian Butthunch. This two-deck set makes a great gift for bird lovers (and haters!).
Perfect for: * Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts * People who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh) * Gift givers seeking a fun, quirky gift for their favorite bird enthusiast or animal lover * Collectors of fun and funny card decks
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