Ingredients:

• Big ol’ bowl of dried pinto beans
• A buncha chilis, don’t skimp 
• Eyeball some garlic, onion, and ‘maters
• Little bit of that ‘mater juice and vinegar
• Ranch spices. Don’t know ‘em, you don’t need this recipe
• Beef broth like grandma used to make

Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real “Western” shirt instead. Perfecto