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Everything Hurts Patch

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    Earthwild

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    Earthwild exists to celebrate the West, wildlife, and wild places. Through nonprofit partnerships and our commitment to giving back, every purchase helps support conservation, outdoor access, and community initiatives.

    Since 2004, Earthwild and our customers have helped give back more than $52,000 to people and planet.

    Together, we're helping keep Earth wild.

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    Everything Hurts Patch 2.5" x 2.5" Everything hurts. But sure — thumbs up, keep going. This patch is pure sarcasm: a skull grinning through the pain with a bony thumbs-up that says “it’s fine” when nothing is fine.

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