Everything Hurts Patch
Everything Hurts Patch
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Everything Hurts Patch
2.5" x 2.5"
Everything hurts. But sure — thumbs up, keep going. This patch is pure sarcasm: a skull grinning through the pain with a bony thumbs-up that says “it’s fine” when nothing is fine.
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