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Brown wood coaster with white border and the phrase DON'T FUCK UP THE TABLE
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Brown wood coasters with white borders arranged on a rustic surface beside whiskey glasses

Don't Fuck Up the Table Wood Coaster

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These coasters are the ideal gift for the person who has a great sense of humor. Whether you are the life of the party or having the party of a lifetime, these Don’t F*ck Up The Table coasters are perfect. Guaranteed to make you laugh every time you see them. Because you know, whenever you hand somebody a coaster this is exactly what you are thinking, don’t f*ck up my table.

  • Made in United States
  • Weight: 3.2 oz (90.72 g)
  • Dimensions: 4 x 4 x 1 in (10.2 x 10.2 x 2.5 cm)
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Brown wood coaster with white border and the phrase DON'T FUCK UP THE TABLE

Don't Fuck Up the Table Wood Coaster

Regular price $4.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $4.95 USD