Don't Fuck Up the Table Wood Coaster
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These coasters are the ideal gift for the person who has a great sense of humor. Whether you are the life of the party or having the party of a lifetime, these Don’t F*ck Up The Table coasters are perfect. Guaranteed to make you laugh every time you see them. Because you know, whenever you hand somebody a coaster this is exactly what you are thinking, don’t f*ck up my table.
- Made in United States
- Weight: 3.2 oz (90.72 g)
- Dimensions: 4 x 4 x 1 in (10.2 x 10.2 x 2.5 cm)
The Earthwild Difference
The Earthwild Difference
🌵 Independent makers & purpose-driven brands
🌿 The Climate Label Certified
🌎 Certified member of 1% for the Planet & The Conservation Alliance
⭐ 4.9+ average customer rating
At EARTHWILD (formerly Blue Planet Outdoors), our story is rooted in community, sustainability, and a deep love for the great outdoors that inspired us from the start. Founded in 2004-ish* near Historic Downtown Chandler, Arizona, we’ve grown from a small, local shop into a purpose-driven store and brand dedicated to doing good by nature. When you shop with us, you’re not just buying a product—you’re supporting local makers, independent brands, and real efforts to keep Earth wild. As proud members of 1% for the Planet and a Climate Neutral Certified brand, we’re here to protect people, planet, and the wild places we call home.
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Free Shipping* & Easy Returns
Free Shipping* & Easy Returns
- *Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75.
- Full shipping policy
- 90-day easy returns and exchanges.
- Full return policy
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
We stand behind everything we sell. If you're not 100% satisfied, please get in touch, and we'll make it right.
Keeping it Wild Since 2004
Keeping it Wild Since 2004
🌵 Family-owned & operated since 2004
🌎 Trusted by 125,000+ customers
📍 Visit our flagship store in Chandler, Arizona
