Calm The F Down Soap
Calm The F Down Soap
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So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect you keg-stand ready!
- Scent: Ocean
- Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
- Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
- Dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H
Free Shipping* & Easy Returns
Free Shipping* & Easy Returns
- *Free shipping on U.S. orders over $75.
- Full shipping policy
- 90-day easy returns and exchanges.
- Full return policy
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
We stand behind everything we sell. If you're not 100% satisfied, please get in touch, and we'll make it right.
Keeping it Wild Since 2004
Keeping it Wild Since 2004
- Family-owned & operated since 2004-ish. Our story
- Join our community @earthwildofficial
- $49,000+ donated to non-profits
- View our Impact & Donation Report
- 1% for the Planet member
- The Climate Label certified
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