{"product_id":"everything-hurts-hat","title":"Everything Hurts Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome hats say “living my best life.” This one says the truth: everything hurts… but we’re fine. Probably. This retro trucker snapback features an embroidered patch with a skull and a thumbs up the universal symbol for “I’m sore, I’m tired, and I’m still showing up.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for early mornings, long days, bad decisions you’d make again. Classic trucker fit with a breathable mesh back and an adjustable snap closure, so it’s comfortable whether you’re on the trail, in the shop, or limping to the coffee. Wear it proudly. Complain lightly. Thumbs up anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnap back Yupoong cap with \"Everything Hurts\" Patch. One size fits all. Adjustable for hat sizes 6-5\/8 to 7-5\/8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe front panels are cotton, and the mesh back is polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Squatchy","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal\/Black","offer_id":42235707392055,"sku":null,"price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2302\/0407\/files\/29b69d49f3c96ce8e11fdc6a05922d265b5794e9fe5ab25b8f6e2ed1508d00b4.jpg?v=1778796699","url":"https:\/\/www.earthwild.com\/products\/everything-hurts-hat","provider":"Earthwild.com \/ Blue Planet Outdoors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}